if i show someone my nippers and they don’t text me this they are out
Dracula asks the important questions.
This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist
Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later
my friend is watching the emperors new groove for the first time
when someone with a canon url uses a different character as icon
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
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