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hello friend

you lil cutie you

Jul 22nd at 3PM / via: aphfandoms / op: wineandlinez / 359,299 notes
slim-and-svelte:

ragefacegameface:

i-smell-of-gross-potatoes:

if i show someone my nippers and they don’t text me this they are out

nippers

or whompers

slim-and-svelte:

ragefacegameface:

i-smell-of-gross-potatoes:

if i show someone my nippers and they don’t text me this they are out

nippers

or whompers


Jul 22nd at 3PM / via: pizza / op: bamfneblake / 91,923 notes

bamfneblake:

Dracula asks the important questions.


Jul 22nd at 3PM / via: aphfandoms / op: 4gifs / 358,644 notes
benpaddon:


ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 


Jul 22nd at 3PM / via: jerkidiot / op: jerkidiot / 333 notes

no one likes you

jerkidiot:

I like me


Jul 22nd at 2PM / via: pizza / op: dirudo / 303,913 notes

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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partycrocanthem:

the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist 


Jul 22nd at 2PM / via: reallytallhobbit / op: 949520 / 235,297 notes

fawnbaby:

Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later


Jul 22nd at 2PM / via: pizza / op: coolscar / 87,416 notes
coolscar:

my friend is watching the emperors new groove for the first time

coolscar:

my friend is watching the emperors new groove for the first time


goramu:

when someone with a canon url uses a different character as iconimage


Jul 22nd at 2PM / via: sarcastic--comment / op: leethepace / 340,099 notes

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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